yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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