problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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