i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Randomize
