You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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