Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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