there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There r osticjed everywhere
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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