I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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