New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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