Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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