dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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