Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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