we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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