you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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