3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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