So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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