I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I had to cum in my sink.
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