never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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