I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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