everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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