What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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