Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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