i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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