Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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