Are we in a gay sports bar?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
cat food counts as protein by the way
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Randomize
