it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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