Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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