What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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