i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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