Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
it glows. i had to have it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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