So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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