Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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