i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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