sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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