Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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