some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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