just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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