so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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