I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My dick has a subreddit
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
