i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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