Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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