he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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