sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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