There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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