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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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