sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Randomize
