i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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