just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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