you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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