It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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