i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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